The Required Malfunction of a Fangirl
The Here and Now! 
1st-Jan-2020 09:10 pm - [Friend's Only]
Jrock - Ruki - Instability







ANNOUNCEMENT 24/04/2012
Due to an overwhelming amount of plagiarism all Jrock fanfiction posts have now been friends locked. Other fandoms will remain public as a show of good faith, however, if I find my plots, characterizations and even whole stories blatantly stolen again, this decision will also be revoked.



Other that that, you all know the drill; comment here to be added or send me a PM from my profile page. Or you could just go ahead and add me, but I must admit that it takes me awhile to notice the ‘ninjafriends’.

All icon and various graphic posts will remain public.

Want to know a bit about me before friending? Easy, either just ask, or have a read.

Allow me to introduce myself for those who don’t know…

So go ahead, say hi... I don’t bite... at least not too hard.




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The Gazette - Required Malfunction
LotR - Legolas battle
Title: Middle Earth Hustle – Chapter 3
Author: Minka
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I own nothing, blah blah
Warning: Modern cop AU, random crack, swearing, a somewhat serious parody if that is even possible, high level realistic violence, unresolved (and most often awkward) Aragorn/Legolas sexual tension, Legolas is a BAMF.

Summary: For centuries the MEPA has watched over the people of Middle Earth, none so diligently as sharpshooting Detective Greenleaf. Unparalleled in skill, his dedication to his cause, however, is put to the test upon meeting his new partner; a dense, mangy shagpile of cheap cologne and e-cigarettes.

With the prospect of his shining career being over in a puff of Athelas flavoured smoke, the young elven investigator sets out to once and for all prove that he works better alone. But with the discovery of a deadly new drug on the streets and a bloodthirsty gang closing in, even Legolas has to question if he’s bitten off more than he can chew.



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sick
A Perfect Circle - Blue
LotR - WitchKing
Title: Middle Earth Hustle – Chapter 2
Author: Minka
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I own nothing, blah blah
Warning: Modern cop AU, random crack, swearing, a somewhat serious parody if that is even possible, high level realistic violence, unresolved (and most often awkward) Aragorn/Legolas sexual tension, Legolas is a BAMF.

Summary: For centuries the MEPA has watched over the people of Middle Earth, none so diligently as sharpshooting Detective Greenleaf. Unparalleled in skill, his dedication to his cause, however, is put to the test upon meeting his new partner; a dense, mangy shagpile of cheap cologne and e-cigarettes.

With the prospect of his shining career being over in a puff of Athelas flavoured smoke, the young elven investigator sets out to once and for all prove that he works better alone. But with the discovery of a deadly new drug on the streets and a bloodthirsty gang closing in, even Legolas has to question if he’s bitten off more than he can chew.



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energetic
3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me
LotR - Legolas snark
Title: Middle Earth Hustle
Author: Minka
Rating: M
Disclaimer: I own nothing, blah blah
Warning: Modern cop AU, random crack, swearing, a somewhat serious parody if that is even possible, high level realistic violence, unresolved (and most often awkward) Aragorn/Legolas sexual tension, Legolas is a BAMF.

Summary: For centuries the MEPA has watched over the people of Middle Earth, none so diligently as sharpshooting Detective Greenleaf. Unparalleled in skill, his dedication to his cause, however, is put to the test upon meeting his new partner; a dense, mangy shagpile of cheap cologne and e-cigarettes.

With the prospect of his shining career being over in a puff of Athelas flavoured smoke, the young elven investigator sets out to once and for all prove that he works better alone. But with the discovery of a deadly new drug on the streets and a bloodthirsty gang closing in, even Legolas has to question if he’s bitten off more than he can chew.

Author’s Notes: Someone, somewhere in the midst of tumblr madness, posted a prompt up ages ago about Legolas and Gimli being unlikely cop partners in a modern AU world were all the Middle Earth races still existed. Unfortunately my mind automatically crossed out Gimli and substituted him with any number of other people which is exactly what happened here. It was then that my old OTP came up to bite me in the ass. So while everything in this is of my own creation, I did draw inspiration from that original prompt.

Thus, Random Tumblr User, wherever you may be, this one’s for you! Sorry about the lack of Gimli.

IMPORTANT: As you should already be aware, this is a modern AU. It is with that in mind that I’ve described all the settings. Middle Earth still stands as per map, but instead of a world try to look at it as a sprawling city. For instance (and a lot of this will make sense as you read) Mordor is still wasteland, the Shire is just that; the farming outskirts of the city. Rivendell has been reinvented into the city’s large hospital. The rest of the places are like districts (think London or Tokyo). Mirkwood would almost be Notting Hill/Shibuya, Minas Tirith is the business district (Shinjuku) while Osgiliath on the other side of the river is kinda the seedy slums (Kabukicho). Moria is the industrial sector etc. Put your trust in me; it makes sense as you read. ;)

While I don’t think I mentioned it in text, the MEPA is in Lorien.

Also, I am fully aware that Legolas’ name translates into ‘Green Leaf’ however he’s a cop and he needs a last name. So for the sake of this crazy idea, his name is officially Detective Legolas Greenleaf. It was that or ‘Gumshoe’ so I think we can all agree that Greenleaf sounds much better. =)


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nostalgic
Legendary Shack Shakers - Blood On The Bluegrass
Spartacus - GotA - blindfold
I have no clue how but someone needs to make this happen! Like NOW!



My friend and I were talking nonsense (as usual) and somehow this random crossover happened in our heads. I regret nothing as new AU-OT-kickass-P is insanely flawless! Imagine them fighting side by side, or, even better, against each other. Who would win? Ah, the idea of Legolas being stuck in the arena... or Gannicus carving his way through orcs... The mind, it boggles and I will seriously give my first fandom born child to the writer who can make this happen!

Discuss!
Jrock - Ruki - Burn
To mark Minka’s return to the world of Fandom and the coming of her first Jrock story in over three years, I give you; drum roll please…

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The Price if Spring: The music behind the words.


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The Price of Spring: Coming Soon!
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accomplished
트러블메이커 (Trouble Maker) - 내일은 없어
Stock - GoT - Sergeant Snow
Title: Could Have Been Heroes (Part V of ??)
Author: minka_g
Character/Ship: Robb Stark/Jon Snow
Rating: Really hard R
Genre: AU, WWII themed
Disclaimer: If I owned them then I would actually be making money off this. Based on the TV show.
Warnings: This is long. It is dark and hard hitting. There is death. There is suffering. Adult themes; gore, blood, lots of violence and encounters of dubious consent.
Soundtrack: Could have been Heroes - The music behind the words (seriously, listen to this before reading)
Notes: Written for the wonderful members over at stark_n_snow.

Summary: USSR, 1941; The Battle of Moscow rages in the west, Soviet and German troops clashing all along the border.

In the east a group of Alliance soldiers find themselves trapped behind enemy lines. As winter sets in, the rasputitsa’s giving way to icy blizzards, they struggle to stay alive. Battling the cold, sickness, their own inner demons and winters insistent pull towards insanity, they march with a fading hope of survival, each step reaffirming their greatest threat; themselves.


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exhausted
Archive - Bullets
Stock - GoT - Sergeant Snow
Title: Could Have Been Heroes (Part IV of ??)
Author: minka_g
Character/Ship: Robb Stark/Jon Snow
Rating: Really hard R
Genre: AU, WWII themed
Disclaimer: If I owned them then I would actually be making money off this. Based on the TV show.
Warnings: This is long. It is dark and hard hitting. There is death. There is suffering. Adult themes; gore, blood, lots of violence and encounters of dubious consent.
Soundtrack: Could have been Heroes - The music behind the words (seriously, listen to this before reading)
Notes: Authors always say ‘write what you know’. I challenge that. I say ‘know what you write’. This is not historically accurate, but I’ve done enough research that it could be.

Written for the wonderful members over at stark_n_snow.

Summary: USSR, 1941; The Battle of Moscow rages in the west, Soviet and German troops clashing all along the border.

In the east a group of Alliance soldiers find themselves trapped behind enemy lines. As winter sets in, the rasputitsa’s giving way to icy blizzards, they struggle to stay alive. Battling the cold, sickness, their own inner demons and winters insistent pull towards insanity, they march with a fading hope of survival, each step reaffirming their greatest threat; themselves.


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drained
Silverchair - Anthem For The Year 2000
Stock - GoT - Sergeant Snow
Title: Could Have Been Heroes (Part III of ~X)
Author: minka_g
Character/Ship: Robb Stark/Jon Snow
Rating: Really hard R
Genre: AU, WWII themed
Disclaimer: If I owned them then I would actually be making money off this. Based on the TV show.
Warnings: This is long. It is dark and hard hitting. There is death. There is suffering. Adult themes; gore, blood, lots of violence and encounters of dubious consent.
Soundtrack: Could have been Heroes - The music behind the words (seriously, listen to this before reading)
Notes: Authors always say ‘write what you know’. I challenge that. I say ‘know what you write’. This is not historically accurate, but I’ve done enough research that it could be.

Written for the wonderful members over at stark_n_snow.

Summary: USSR, 1941; The Battle of Moscow rages in the west, Soviet and German troops clashing all along the border.

In the east a group of Alliance soldiers find themselves trapped behind enemy lines. As winter sets in, the rasputitsa’s giving way to icy blizzards, they struggle to stay alive. Battling the cold, sickness, their own inner demons and winters insistent pull towards insanity, they march with a fading hope of survival, each step reaffirming their greatest threat; themselves.


Dead Letter Circus - Reaction
Stock - GoT - Sergeant Snow
Title: Could Have Been Heroes (Part II of ~X)
Author: minka_g
Character/Ship: Robb Stark/Jon Snow
Rating: Really hard R
Genre: AU, WWII themed
Disclaimer: If I owned them then I would actually be making money off this. Based on the TV show.
Warnings: This is long. It is dark and hard hitting. There is death. There is suffering. Adult themes; gore, blood, lots of violence and encounters of dubious consent.
Soundtrack: Could have been Heroes - The music behind the words (seriously, listen to this before reading)
Notes: Authors always say ‘write what you know’. I challenge that. I say ‘know what you write’. This is not historically accurate, but I’ve done enough research that it could be.

Written for the wonderful members over at stark_n_snow.

Summary: USSR, 1941; The Battle of Moscow rages in the west, Soviet and German troops clashing all along the border.

In the east a group of Alliance soldiers find themselves trapped behind enemy lines. As winter sets in, the rasputitsa’s giving way to icy blizzards, they struggle to stay alive. Battling the cold, sickness, their own inner demons and winters insistent pull towards insanity, they march with a fading hope of survival, each step reaffirming their greatest threat; themselves.


thoughtful
thoughtful
Archive - Bullets